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    thatferrybroad:

    wliabl:

    Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

    I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

    iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 

    CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

    WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

    NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

    AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

    UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

    can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

    panier:

    misschloejane:

    attackoftheswag:

    Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

    This is kind of adorable.

    this deserves every single note and then more.

    enraptvred:

    The Bikini Atoll Atom Bomb Test in color

    (Source: tissweet)

    There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

    On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

    Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

    It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

    Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

    Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

    Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

    Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

    “You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

    The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

    “When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

    (Source: beben-eleben)

    sorryforpartybarackin:

    the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

    bowlegsandangels:

    killercest:

    cameronjohngodfrey:

    azazels-child:

    why is sexuality such a big thing like 

    just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

    why is it such a huge thing

    You should run for office.

    if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

    yeah, definitely run for office.

    (Source: endcas)


    hogwartsradio:

    Photos of J.K. Rowling’s notes in rare ‘Philosopher’s Stone’ book released

    The Guardian has published photos of three pages containing a sketch and handwritten notes by J.K. Rowling from a first edition… READ MORE

    warningdontreadthis:

    This is a Leopan, it’s the offspring of a male leopard and a female lion.


    thefangirlofeld:

    destiel-in-the-tardis:

     

    And of course with the eyebrow quirk.

    (Source: johannamasons)


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    chanel-smokes:

    pls

    (Source: hannah6012)

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