Carpe That Fucking Diem

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Sun, 19 May 2013 08:48:45 -0700

child-ofgallifrey: thatferrybroad: wliabl: Cleopatra’s...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:37:59 -0700

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D.

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

panier: misschloejane: attackoftheswag: Marine pretending to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:34:43 -0700

panier:

misschloejane:

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

This is ~~kind of~~ adorable.

this deserves every single note and then more.

enraptvred: The Bikini Atoll Atom Bomb Test in color

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:28:03 -0700

enraptvred:

The Bikini Atoll Atom Bomb Test in color

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Sun, 19 May 2013 08:26:23 -0700

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:21:19 -0700

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

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Sun, 19 May 2013 08:20:29 -0700

sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:20:19 -0700

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

bowlegsandangels: killercest: cameronjohngodfrey: azazels-child: why is sexuality such a big...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:20:06 -0700

bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

hogwartsradio: Photos of J.K. Rowling’s notes in rare...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:16:36 -0700

hogwartsradio:

Photos of J.K. Rowling’s notes in rare ‘Philosopher’s Stone’ book released

The Guardian has published photos of three pages containing a sketch and handwritten notes by J.K. Rowling from a first edition… READ MORE

warningdontreadthis: This is a Leopan, it’s the offspring of a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:13:23 -0700

warningdontreadthis:

This is a Leopan, it’s the offspring of a male leopard and a female lion.

thefangirlofeld: destiel-in-the-tardis: #of course david...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:13:14 -0700

thefangirlofeld:

destiel-in-the-tardis:

#of course david tennant would get the most suggestive line in the whole movie #of course he would

And of course with the eyebrow quirk.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 08:13:06 -0700

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:10:07 -0700

chanel-smokes: pls

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:06:00 -0700

chanel-smokes:

pls

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:04:28 -0700

peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:04:11 -0700

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:02:32 -0700

have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:02:19 -0700

comforting: fml

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:18 -0700

comforting:

fml